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twerkings:

do you ever wonder if your followers ever talk about you outside of tumblr

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cuttlefishgarden:

thecube42:

YOU WOULDNT DOWNLOAD A DRAGON

If I could download a dragon all the cops in the world couldn’t stop me

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meladoodle:

kinda weird that u were naked for 9 months in ur mums womb and she probably showed everyone the scans like thats pretty much like leaking ur nudes

(Source: meladoodle, via bardofdickbutt)

sassgerard:

fall out boy isnt even fall out boy anymore, it’s just 3 dads and a vegan who randomly drop announcements and communicate in morse code

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dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

phantamxrose:

kvotheunkvothe:

consulting-catlady:

universalpotatochip:

universalpotatochip:

My stomach growled super loud in French omg

I would like to clarify my stomach did not speak French. It growled in French class I apologize

bonjour

le growl

hon hon hon feed me a baguette

Why do I even go on this website

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the-time-goddess-of-221b:

bard-of-time-will-be-late:

mori-ar-ti:

my mom was playing world of warcraft and someone said “fuck off” and she said “such language” and the next person said “very swear” and the next said “much offensive” and basically my mom started crying and blamed me

WoW.

Did you just

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rotizayn:

do u ever just meet someone and KNOW they have a tumblr with a long ass superwholock url & their blog title is something like “welcome to my twisted mind”

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"The world is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think."

- Taylor Caldwell, Captains and the Kings (via travstars)

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Sexuality: Well animated anime fight scenes with good background music

lana-grant-may:

carry-on-my-wayward-nun:

p1ants:

i think freckles, stretch marks, tattoos, bruises, birthmarks and scars are probably the coolest thing, you started with almost a blank canvas and look at u now, all this evidence that you’ve lived and the sun has shone on you and you’ve grown and maybe tripped up a few times and liked an image so much u made it a permanent part of u, beautiful.

That’s one of the most uplifting things I’ve read

This needs to get passed around more

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pacificrimlick:

Cosmo Sex Tip #4565345

If your partner asks you to be louder during sex, seductively say, “GUH-HYUK” in the voice of Goofy, as loud as you can.

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hugecockprivilege:

i dont care if certain ppl unfollow me but i have like a top 50 that im like ‘pls don’t go’

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jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

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samhain-hallows:

ventai:

not-100percent-a-dick:

bythepowercosmic:

Finally! Deadpool To Hit Theaters In 2016

Just a few hours after star Ryan Reynolds opened up about the reaction to the Deadpool leaked footage, 20th Century Fox has announced they are moving forward with the film and given it a February 12, 2016 release date, just three months before the upcoming X-Men: Apocalypse. Ryan Reynolds is expected to star with director Tim Miller at the helm and a script by Zombieland writers Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick.


HOLY SHIT



HOLY FUCKNUTS IT’S ACTUALLY HAPPENING.

thebatwiggler:

if i ever catch my professor’s eyes while they lecture, I always end up nodding at them, partly because i want them to think im listening and partly because I feel that they need the confidence boost

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