The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since then none of my friends will let me forget about this.
If you think this was a badass moment you need to remember I’m 5 ft and my bag was a Lucky Star bag and I was crying while hitting someone much bigger than me repeatedly with a frog-shaped umbrella.
you are my hero
This is one of the saddest things I have ever seen.
Forever reblog. hate is taught, always.
do you ever stay in the shower for so long you forget who you are
How DC ends their movies:
How Marvel ends their movies:
teacher: hey you are failing your classes idiot
student: you know what teach? i dont give a swag *walks out*
that student.. as you may have already guessed.. was albert einstein
um..i think you made this up for notes?
first of all, how dare you
Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.