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wholetjackdrive:

pancakereport:

thinkingupblognamesishard:

newandclassicemo:

A high school banned the marching band from playing Fall Out Boy songs because the lyrics were suggestive.

A marching band

Isn’t allowed to play Fall Out Boy 

Because of suggestive lyrics

Marching bands are instrumental

The High School Band Can’t Play Fall Out Boy Songs Because The Lyrics Are Suggestive by Panic! At The Disco.

TO SEE A MARCHING BAND

this whole post is an emo train wreck and i love it

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realitytvgifs:

My anaconda don’t want none unless you got

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fiendishly-nerdy:

if someone “fights like a girl” you should be absolutely terrified of them have ever seen a girl fight they’ll rip your fucking throat out with their hands while the guys are still doing that weird cobra posturing thing for five minutes 

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yoladni:

did Delilah ever say what it’s like in new york city???

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bigrnac:

on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet

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cartel:

when will they make water proof books so I can read in the shower or bath

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daftpnk:

112b:

Boys who wear glasses can f me

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lets go get this pussy

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snapchatting:

shut up mom! my acapella dubstep group WILL take off and you’ll be sorry for ever calling it stupid!

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thestorygirl:

nightmaresandsexyghouls:

grim-doll:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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OCTOBER IS IN A FEW HOURS

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OCTOBER IS HERE

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plastic-tit:

they should have casted my earphones for Tangled

(via fictionalsignals)

Speech Class

sherlock-jackson:

*amazingly beautiful girl with rocking body goes up to do her speech*

Boy 1: Work it baby!

Boy 2: Keep walking away… the view is great from back here.

Boy 3: Hey sweet cheeks! I think you drop something!

Boy 1: Yeah, come over here and bend over.

*more annoying catcalls*

Girl: *clears her throat* Today I will be talking about the typical objectification of woman in catalling.

The boys: 

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The girls: 

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20dollarfalloutboy:

i will literally recognise a fall out boy song within the first 1.5 seconds of it playing, but as soon as you ask me what the name of the song is, I WILL NOT KNOW. 

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ryaynross:

im laughing so much a group of really loud boys sat down next to us in mcdonalds and one of them just picked up his burger and said to his friends “i bet i can put this whole thing in my mouth” and my mom turned to me and said “well we know who the gay one is” and they heard her and none of them have said a word since

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